Unitasker Wednesday: Boys Time-Out Chair

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Each parent has a different style when it comes to discipline. This isn’t a post about the merits of those styles, but rather a mocking of an item that I believe is supposed to be used with the 1-2-3 Magic time-out method. In short, the discipline system boils down to a parent counting to three, and then a child earning a time out if she fails to comply with a request.

If you read up on the 1-2-3 Magic method, the time-out is supposed to take place in the kid’s room if the discipline occurs at home. I guess some furniture designers don’t think an entire room is punishment enough, so they have invented a specific chair to put in a kid’s room just for time outs — the Boys Time-Out Chair:

First, why in the world would someone need a specialized chair just for time outs? What is wrong with a kid’s room like the method suggests? Or all the other chairs in a person’s house? Or a spot on the floor? Or the stairs?

Second, and this seems to be a thing with me lately, why does a kid need a gender specific time-out chair? Can’t a kid just have a plain chair that isn’t painted with stereotypical gender items? If you have multiple kids of different genders, are you expected to buy two chairs? Or do girls just never need time outs?

Third, with “time out” emblazoned on it and a child mentally associating it with punishments, a kid isn’t going to use this chair for anything else, ever. I don’t have any evidence to support this claim, but my guess is that a kid will develop a fear of chairs of similar shape and size as this one and quite possibly need counseling for the phobia later in life.

Finally, as far as time-out chairs go (and, there are surprisingly a lot of them on the market) this Boys Time-Out Chair is the bottom of the barrel in comparison to a sand filled hourglass time-out stool you can build yourself. At least that stool serves the function of being a really cool game timer once your kid outgrows time outs as a punishment. From time-out stool to world’s largest egg timer! Weird, but at least a multitasker.

Thanks to reader Samantha for sharing this unitasker with us.

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Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

This family house in Athens by Greek office Tense Architecture Network comprises a boxy concrete upper floor perched atop a glazed living room and kitchen (+ photographs by Filippo Poli).

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

Tense Architecture Network designed the residence with an industrial aesthetic, featuring exposed concrete walls, basalt-cobble flooring and a folded steel staircase suspended by wire cables.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

The ground and first floors are offset from one another and dark-tinted concrete columns support the overhanging bedroom floor.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

“The main volume is vigorously elevated – nearly four metres high – in order to liberate the ground floor,” architect Tilemachos Andrianopoulos told Dezeen. “The top floor’s austerity towards the public facade realises an intentional contrast to the receptivity of the ground-floor spaces, which open up completely to the garden through the sliding glass panels.”

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

A system of wires is strung up around the house, intended to encourage climbing plants around the building. “The industrial material character of the house is advantageously complemented by the greenery,” explained Andrianopoulos.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

A pivoting door provides the entrance and leads through to the living room and kitchen, which are divided on split levels. The steel staircase ascends towards three bedrooms on the top floor, while a concrete staircase descends to the basement.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

Athens studio Tense Architecture Network also recently completed another concrete house in the Greek countryside. See more architecture in Greece.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

See more photography by Filippo Poli on Dezeen or on the photographer’s website.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

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Residence in Kato Kifissia, Athens

The residence’s plot is small and an adjacent building almost blocks the southern sun. The complete “colonization” of the suburb has almost eliminated the previously exuberant vegetation in the rush to meet individualistic private housing.

Residence in Kato Kifissia by Tense Architecture Network

As a first act, the desire to reside defines an area and makes a house, in it: a cubic shell of plants creates a limit for the residence, as area. In order to reside, one withdraws inward.

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Ground floor plan

The residential space claims the whole field, as well as the sun; two parallelepiped volumes, one small and attached to the north, the other cantilevered and central, free the ground and enable the sun to enter.

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First floor plan

When the plants are fully grown the green facade will be penetrated only by the black, central column of the shelter by exposed concrete. The basalt-watery surface on which it is anchored reflects the light in the interior.

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Front elevation

Project Team: Tilemachos Andrianopoulos, Kostas Mavros, Nestoras Kanellos

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VirusFonts release Doctrine

Doctrine, the latest typeface from Jonathan Barnbrook’s VirusFonts, found its first outing on the sleeve of David Bowie’s new album, The Next Day (above). Released commercially this week, the typeface has its roots in the most unlikely of sources…

By now we should be used to the fact that when it comes to influences and references, the work of Barnbrook Studio is more wide-ranging than most. But the origins of Doctrine, the first commercial font release from Barnbrook’s type foundry VirusFonts for three years, still manages to intrigue. Yes, it’s a typeface born out of the livery of the national airline of North Korea: Air Koryo.

While the basic structure of the sans serif face owes a debt, VirusFonts say, to such classic sources as Adrian Frutiger’s Univers and Max Miedinger’s ubiquitous Helvetica, the key reference can be found on the battered fuselages of Korea’s national carrier, Air Koryo:

“VirusFonts has long been interested in the link between ideology, language and typography,” explains Jon Abbott, who designed the face along with Jonathan Barnbrook and Julián Moncada. “This concept inspired Doctrine.”

“The idea of the infamously repressive North Korea, which severely limits the opportunities for its citizens to travel, actually having a ‘national carrier’ could be “something of an oxymoron”, Abbot continues. “With a dubious safety record and dismal reviews, there’s something wonderfully naïve about Air Koryo’s attempt to look like a serious airline.”

Koryo, he says, has “rudimentary aircraft livery and branding, often crude in application and at times, even looking hand-painted. This peculiar conceptual mix – part political philosophy, part corporate branding – was [our] inspiration.” Marrying Koryo’s idiosyncracies to what Abbott claims to be the “most ‘ideological’ of typographic forms” – neo-grotesques such as Univers and Helvetica – creates a more ‘human’ alternative, he says.

Beyond the ideological, Abbott says that Doctrine’s influences also encompass Edward Johnston’s eponymous sans for the London Underground (note the diamond shaped dots in an alternate lower case ‘i’) and Paul Renner’s experimental drawings for Futura.

The Doctrine font family comprises two distinct styles, Doctrine and Doctrine Stencil, each of which comes in five weights (Thin, Light, Regular, Bold and Black). Open type features include stylistic alternates, discretionary ligatures, super and subscript and fractions. Doctrine Stencil specificallly has numerous titling alternates – there are up to four versions of each glyph. These versions can be accessed via the Titling Alternates and Swash Character functions.

It’s in the alternate characters and glyphs that Doctrine’s designers, Abott, Jonathan Barnbrook and Julián Moncada, have managed to incorporate further historical and cosmopolitan references. The “long s”, for example, fell out of mainstream use in the early 19th century but has been revived for use here – as shown in the above sample image in the word “congress”. Also shown above (and below) is the alternate lowercase e that is clearly inspired by epsilon, the fifth letter of the Greek alphabet, plus an alternate, hooked lowercase f.

Also note the asymmetric alternate capital A above which directly refrerences the Air Koryo livery.

For more details about Doctrine and Doctrine Stencil, visit virusfonts.com.

The April print issue of CR presents the work of three young animators and animation teams to watch. Plus, we go in search of illustrator John Hanna, test out the claims of a new app to have uncovered the secrets of viral ad success and see how visual communications can both help keep us safe and help us recover in hospital

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Sam Adams Turns to IDEO for New Beer Cans

[Ed. Note: Thanks to reader kblack for pointing out that the image captions were backwards]

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Bud’s new beer can comes out in May, and Sly Fox’s 360 Lid can is out now. Recently there’s been word that a major brewer is introducing a yet another new can this summer. How much more design variance is possible in an aluminum beer can?

Samuel Adams’ parent company, Boston Beer Co., hired IDEO to find out. The Sam Adams brand has famously eschewed cans for years; company founder Jim Koch, displaying a Steve-Jobs-like asceticism, felt that cans offered an inferior customer experience and refused to deal in them. But beer sold in cans is some 57% of the U.S. market, and are the only way beer can be served in certain places, like airplanes and stadiums. That translates to millions of dollars’ worth. So two years ago, Koch decided he’d consider cans and contracted IDEO to design a better type.

The Boston Globe’s got the skinny on what the subsequent research turned up, and it might surprise some of you beer drinkers:

The big discovery: Conventional cans don’t allow enough air into people’s mouths as they drink. Turns out much of what consumers believe they taste is actually smell…. Increasing exposure to the beer’s aromas of hops and fruit can make a big difference in taste, said Roy Desrochers, a professional beer taster at GEI Consultants in Woburn.

So the team began looking for ways to improve air flow. Over several months, IDEO proposed dozens of designs and created eight prototypes that expanded the size and shape of the can’s opening. Larger apertures—one shaped like a bell, another like a peanut—were supposed to enhance the air flow and access to aromas. The most promising idea, according to Koch, was a design that allowed drinkers to tear off the entire top.

…But there were problems [with the open-top design]: the tear-off top violated litter laws in most states. And the gaping opening made people nervous. They were worried about cutting their nose or lip on the edge, afraid of bugs flying inside, or the drink spilling.

What IDEO finally came up with is a can with a wider lid (as seen at right, below):

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The wider top pushes the aperture closer to the rim (again, below at right), which means beer tips more readily into the mouth.

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Aerial Cinematography

Focus sur Air V8, spécialisé dans la réalisation de plans aériens pour tous types de créations, utilisant des multi-copters télécommandés. Afin de montrer leurs références ainsi que les possibilités, cette vidéo show-reel du plus bel effet nous dévoile des images splendides à découvrir sur une musique dynamique de Rauscher.

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Urban Art Biennale 2013

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Henning Larsen Architects plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen

News: Danish firm Henning Larsen Architects has designed a headquarters for software giant Microsoft as part of plans for a new university and business district north of Copenhagen, Denmark.

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen

Commissioned by the council of Lyngby-Taarbæk, the project will see Henning Larsen Architects develop a 40,000-square-metre cluster of buildings containing student residences and shops alongside the Microsoft offices.

The software firm also plans to make its facilities available to the community. “The citizens can use our open cafe and technology area, students can use our allocated study area, and we will regularly host different events that will connect us even closer to the local area and Denmark,” said Niels Soelberg, CEO for Microsoft Denmark.

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen

Located in the area of Kanalvejsgrunden in Lyngby, the buildings will form part of the council’s vision for the Lyngby-Taarbæk City of Knowledge and Urban Development 2020, an initiative to promote the district as a leading university town and centre of creative business.

“The project reflects an interesting urban development strategy. Knowledge-intensive businesses are connected to urban life and the local study community,” said Lyngby-Tarbæk’s mayor Søren P. Rasmussen. “The building will create a lot of new jobs and provide a welcoming, dynamic urban space where city centre and green areas meet.”

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen

The architects will collaborate on the project with financial firm Danica Pension, engineering consultants COWI and project managers Alectia.

Construction work is expected to begin later in 2013.

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen

Henning Larsen Architects’ recent projects include proposals for a public square and offices in Trondheim, Norway and a concert hall and conference centre in Reykjavik, Iceland – see all architecture by Henning Larsen Architects.

Last year Microsoft opened a Vienna office featuring themed meeting rooms, artificial grass and a huge slide – see all news about Microsoft.

Here’s more information from Henning Larsen:


In the heart of Lyngby situated north of Copenhagen, Danica Pension in collaboration with Henning Larsen Architects, COWI and Alectia have developed the area of Kanalvejsgrunden with a new building that will comprise student residences, retail and Microsoft’s new Danish headquarters. The project will create a new unique urban space accessible to everyone and will bring citizens, students and businesses closer together.

The municipal council of Lyngby-Taarbæk looks forward to seeing an open, innovative building rising in the city centre. The project marks an important step in the realisation of the municipality’s visions for Lyngby-Taarbæk City of Knowledge and Urban Development 2020 – a locally developed initiative aiming at making Lyngby one of the leading university cities and centres of knowledge and creativity in Northern Europe.

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen
Microsoft offices

Mayor Søren P. Rasmussen says: “The project reflects an interesting urban development strategy. Knowledge-intensive businesses are connected to urban life and the local study community. In addition, the building will create a lot of new jobs and provide a welcoming, dynamic urban space where city centre and green areas meet.”

Microsoft’s new headquarters forms part of the organisation’s overall vision to create the workplace of the future – where employees are supported in their different ways of thinking, working and collaborating through a flexible interior layout, based on state-of-the-art technologies. Henning Larsen Architects has had a close dialogue with Microsoft in the space planning process.

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen
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The municipality’s ambition of positioning itself as a leading knowledge city has been a determining factor for Microsoft’s decision to consolidate its activities and employees from their two companies in Denmark in Lyngby.

“Microsoft is already well-established in Denmark with our 900 employees and more than 3,700 partner companies, and we also look forward to becoming an active part of the knowledge and university centre of Lyngby-Taarbæk. The citizens can use our open café and technology area, students can use our allocated study area, and we will regularly host different events that will connect us even closer to the local area and Denmark,” says Niels Soelberg, CEO for Microsoft Denmark.

Henning Larsen plans Microsoft headquarters outside Copenhagen
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The new building will be located on a 16,350 m2 plot in the centre of Lyngby, in the street of Kanalvej between Klampenborgvej and Toftebæksvej. The building will cover a total of 40,000 m2. The first sod is expected to be cut already later in 2013.

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Amazon Office

Le photographe londonien Ben Roberts a imaginé avec la journaliste Sarah O’Connor la série Amazon Unpacked, dans laquelle il a immortalisé en clichés un entrepôt de cette entreprise d’une taille de 9 terrains de football, situé dans la ville de Rugeley à Staffordshire. A découvrir en images dans la suite.

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Feed the news machine and watch it twist your words

Colors magazine’s News Machine takes your tweets and puts them through the modern media mangle. Built to launch issue #86, Making the News, potential news generators can see it in action at the International Journalism Festival in Italy…

The News Machine has been constructed to simulate the contemporary 24-hour news cycle. Simply tweet a ‘headline’ to @colorsmachine and the text will be transmitted through various filters and regurgitated as a piece of printed ‘news’.

The machine itself is made up of several components. Firstly, a megaphone reads out the tweet, a tape recorder then converts the sound into text, it’s displayed on a television, which is then filmed, and the video is turned into a radio signal, which broadcasts the tweet – a microphone then interprets the radio message as text again and, finally, it’s printed out.

All is explained in this film (shown below) which demonstrates the journey of the tweeted headline, highlighting the way that facts can too often go astray in the midst of relentless reporting.

*UPDATE: I tweeted the headline of this piece to the News Machine and received a fairly laconic, if honest, tweet back. Apparently, this is what the machine printed out (below). As with some of the best news stories, it’s so often all about the timing…

As the magazine mischievously states on its Vimeo page, “tweet a headline to @colorsmachine and see what happens; after Italian news hoaxer Tommaso De Benedetti tweeted the (fake) death of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad in 2012, crude oil prices rose by US $1.17 on the New York Mercantile Exchange.”

Colors’ News Machine will be in action at The International Journalism Festival which is on from today until April 28 at various venues in Perugia, Italy. More details at journalismfestival.com. Colors #86, Making the News, is out now. More at colorsmagazine.com.

 

The April print issue of CR presents the work of three young animators and animation teams to watch. Plus, we go in search of illustrator John Hanna, test out the claims of a new app to have uncovered the secrets of viral ad success and see how visual communications can both help keep us safe and help us recover in hospital

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