We would like to extend congratulations to ourselves for having the very best town in the world! Although the voting was only open to in-town residents, we think it goes without saying that Carmel really deserved this highly coveted honor once again. That’s twenty years running! To commerate, we have imported the world’s finest small-caps-named artists to create bourgeois paintings of our charming town. These will be for sale throughout our hilltop village in every one of our thirty art galleries, so please grab one for your tea room before visitors get their grubby hands on them.
We are also pleased to announce the opening of even more jewelers! They will be sprinkled between the authentic alpine-themed cafes proudly brewing starbucks brand coffee. Commemorative diamond studded brioches are being forged, so you can show just how proud you are to live here.
Congratulations again, people of Carmel. God bless our (award-winning) town!