SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER is a blog based on super useless superpowers. 

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SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Ultra Short-Range Teleportation.
This unamazing power lets you teleport up to one inch away. When done in rapid succession, it gives that old-timey stop action feel. It can also really push your “popping & locking” routine to the next level.