| Spring is in full swing, summer’s heating up, and that’s all well and good, except the body you told yourself you’d have by now isn’t there. I like to think there are two options in terms of where to go from here. Option one: make excuses. I hate it when cheesecake breaks into my apartment and takes up residence in my refrigerator too. Option two: fake it. This happens to be my personal favorite. Here are a couple of my ways to do just that: 1. Fake a tan. You’ll look more toned and may even convince people you just returned from a fabulous vacation, which will make them want to be you. 2. Fake a workout. Take the stairs, park far away, lug your groceries up a hill, or take the dog/kid/husband for a walk. Just don’t end up at Ben & Jerry’s.3. Fake a smile. You’re your own worst critic, so smile, and you can only look better (unless you have spinach in your teeth).4. Fake a figure. Yes, I mean SPANX. Sure, they’re a pain to squeeze into, but so was that dress.5. Fake a really naughty snack. Cheetos 100-Calorie packs are baked, not fried, but the thrill of being caught orange-handed is still there.Go to awomansworld.com to meet my friends, watch fun websiodes, and learn more about new guiltless pleasures from Baked Lays, Smartfoods, and Flat Earth. Stay tuned for more! |