Crunching Away Those Swimsuit Shopping Blues…
Posted in: Uncategorized  | Ugh. Swimsuit shopping. It’s pretty much the only shopping I don’t love. Tell me, is there anyone who actually enjoys the process? From deciding on a style to rationalizing a price for something I most likely won’t be wearing all year round, there is certainly no shortage of reasons why. And on top of all of that, there’s the swimsuit color issue- allow me to explain. Black makes you look slimmer. Black also makes you look pale in comparison, literally. Looking pale makes you look less toned. Bottom line: a black swimsuit/security blanket will make me look flabby. Is this over yet? Oh- and it gets better. In spite of what you may think, swimsuit shopping can actually make a person quite ravenous, what with all of the writhing and wriggling that certain suits require. It’s the perfect time for a guiltless snack, because we all know where self-pity can lead, and it’s not pretty! So I’m forever indebted to 100 Calorie Packs, because after a long day of trying to find the suit I hate the least, I want crunchy and salty, I want it now, and I want no hangover-like guilt. With perfectly-portioned Doritos 100 Calorie Packs, I get that. If only two-pieces were so simple! Click the slideshow to see which swimsuits are giving me the most hope! Click over to awomansworld.com |
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