Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

I’m taking a bit of a detour today from our regular Unitasker Wednesday format and featuring a group of fake products. The Onion, the leader in spoof newspapers, has nine new “items” in their online store and they’re all from the imaginary Yu Wan Mei company.

My favorite item is the Device:

From the product description:

The device has been completed and is now available for sale. Code 41-Virtue-00B.

Oh how I love devices for sale!

Another favorite is Miscellaneous Flavor Paste:

From its product description:

Any meal or food can be a better meal with the magic touch of the Miscellaneous Flavor Paste spread on it! It is strongly recommended that you buy two, because of the compelling power of this product.

Be sure to check out all nine of these gems for a good laugh.