Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

When reader Vera sent this in to Unclutterer, it took me a few seconds to “get” what this was:

See, it’s a coin with two sides. It’s just like a quarter — or, rather, a $15 quarter. It’s a Pocket Referee.

Great for play dates, at grandma’s, in the car, anywhere you see conflicts could arise.

Unlike a quarter, however, you can’t spend it. You just have to lug it around with you in its decorative (Crown Royal-esque) bag in case there is ever a disagreement of some kind with only two possible outcomes. I’m so taken aback by it that I’m pretty much speechless.

This may be the best unitasker yet.