Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

For the past two years, I’ve been laughing about the Peanut Butter and Jelly Spreader. My laughs were elevated to a new level, however, when reader Adam sent me a link to this INGENIOUS piece of plastic — the Mayo Knife — Spreader:

I think my favorite part about this unitasker is how it mentions an alternative multitasking object that can do the job just as well in the product’s name. The name of the product reminds you about a knife! A knife you already own! A knife that makes this product completely unnecessary! And, my guess is that the word spreader even makes you think of a spatula made of rubber or silicone in your kitchen drawer that also does the exact same thing. I would have named this unitasker the Mayo Magic Wand because it uses magic to get you to spend money!

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