Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

I’m not a huge fan of cherries (unless they’re candied and in the middle of a giant dollop of chocolate), so I don’t own a cherry pitter. However, if you’re a fan of cherries, I hear the workhorse cherry pitter can be a small and useful single-task device (similar to a garlic press).

Reader Alison has introduced us to a very specific type of cherry pitter that is the opposite of small, looks extremely difficult to clean, and doesn’t appear to be nearly as efficient as its traditional competitor — and definitely crosses the line from single-task device into unitasker territory. The Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter:

One of the reviews on Amazon is titled: “A Messy Waste of Time — Works Like it’s Part of the Federal Government.” I don’t know if that headline is accurate, but it certainly made me laugh.

Thanks, Alison, for bringing this big head Cherry Chomper unitasker to our attention!