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Cotton, staple fiber, dies at home

Cotton, one of the world’s most natural and soft fibers, has passed after a long battle with technology. No longer able to keep up with advancements like the Sunpentown SD-1501 Warm-Air Dish Dryer, cotton went into hiding and refused to be made into dish towels, clothing, and other extremely useful and multitasking items.

Cotton’s representatives notified the media of his passing in a press release on Wednesday. Foul play is not suspected.

Cotton is mourned by his natural fiber cousins wool, cashmere, flax, and angora.

At 13 pounds and wearing an oddly specific $101.22 price tag, the Sunpentown SD-1501 Warm-Air Dish Dryer is available to do exactly what a clean dish towel or regular air can do.

Thanks go to reader Luci for introducing us to this fabulous unitasker.

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