Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

When you’re drinking soda pop out of a can, do you really wish you were drinking it out of a bottle? Is a 12 oz. soft drink just the right size, and 20 oz. way too much? Sure, you could buy a 20 oz. bottle, drink only the amount you want, and save the rest for later — but we both know that would be too easy! Plus, no one ever brings a cooler of 20 oz. bottles to your kid’s soccer games. They always bring those stupid cans! cans! cans! Instead of turning your back on cans, you should have a Snap On Bottle Top:

For $10 you can get 12 Snap On Bottle Tops, where they can take up space in your cupboards, car, cooler, and/or backpack! Now, instead of simply tossing that can directly into the recycling bin, you will also have a piece of plastic to wash. The Snap On Bottle Tops never stop giving!! Plus, think of how cool you will look drinking from a can with a bottle top on it — your friends will be amazed!

Thanks to reader Chelsea for bringing this unitasker to our attention.