Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

If you’re planning on heading into work tomorrow with a wicked hangover, let me recommend these options for hiding your identity and keeping a low profile from your boss and coworkers:

These sunglasses will make people think you’re Sir Elton John and keep out the dreaded light that burns your skull –

While these sunglasses will also “shutter” out the burn –

This pair combines the light-blocking powers of the first two pairs into one MEGA pair of sunglasses –

And this pair appears to block out light completely, which has the added bonus of allowing you to nap on the job unnoticed –

Now, this pair provides much needed forehead protection –

And this final pair is appropriate any time you have a hangover, not just on March 18 –

Of course, if things are really rough, you can always send a decoy into your office to take your place for the day, and no one will even notice it’s not you: