Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to acquire these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Today’s unitasker was sent to us by reader Daphne, and it just might be the most, uh, um, uhhhh personal unitasker we have featured since the UroClub.

It’s, well, uh, a purple, satin, keepsake bag for your positive at-home pregnancy test.

As the site explains, it’s for when you would like to “Remember the moment you knew …”

Personally, I don’t know why a clear, zip-top bag couldn’t work just as well. In fact, I’d actually want a plastic bag (not fabric) and would want to see what is in the bag without having to open the bag, touch the test, and pull it out of the bag to “remember the moment.” A zip-top bag is the better option, in my opinion, if keeping a stick with urine on it is your thing.

On the plus side (yes, that horrible pun is intentional), it does look like you can get a keepsake bag for free!

If you’re not at work, I strongly recommend checking out MomLogic’s alternative suggestions for how to showcase your treasured, positive, at-home pregnancy tests. Let the world see your, um, “moment.”

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