Hasta La Ideas

You woke up and got out of bed for one reason today, and that is so we could show you a man splitting a watermelon with an umbrella. Yes.

The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella is a self-defense weapon made in Europe:

The Unbreakable Umbrella works just as well as a walking stick or cane but does not make you look funny or feel awkward. Whacks just as strong as a steel pipe but it weighs only 1 lb. and 11 oz. (775 g).

* Legal to carry everywhere
* Never raises suspicions
* Does not make you look silly (no strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person)

Our Unbreakable Umbrella has no unusual parts, no more metal than an average umbrella, it does not arouse suspicion, can be carried legally everywhere where any weapons are prohibited, unlike a walking stick it does not cause strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person, and it does protect from rain. Anyone who can use a stick for defense can use this umbrella.

Most of this video is complete filler, so fast-forward to 1:12 to see the money shot:

via red ferret

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