Will Self: copywriter from the dark side


Illustration by Samuel Rogers,
samuelesquire.blogspot.com

In this edited version of Gordon Comstock’s interview with Will Self, which appears in the current issue of CR, the novelist discusses his grudging admiration for the ad industry, a subject matter that often crops up in his fiction…

There’s a powerful anti-literary strain in most creative departments, writes Gordon Comstock. This is a shame, I think, because there are certain kinds of literary author we might learn a lot from.

Will Self is one of them. I take a long lunch from my freelance gig and meet him at Bar Italia. In his Paul Smith shirt, jeans and loafers, he looks every inch the creative director of a boutique ad agency. And in a way this is true.

Self is a one-man agency that only sells one product, its own product. His campaigns are ubiquitous, embracing radio, TV and press. And successful: I knew there was a writer called Will Self long before I’d read a word of his work. But this hardly matters, like any great brand you can have an opinion about him even if you’ve never tried the goods.

He orders his coffee black, sits with his back to Frith Street and lights a cigarette held in a plastic filter, a la Hunter S Thompson. “So young man,” he says, “what do you want to talk to me about?”

Well, firstly I want to ask him about a short story called Prometheus from his last book of fiction, Liver. It’s set in an ad agency, Titan, which he locates somewhere near Brick Lane, in a building equipped with “conversation pits of the kind favoured by imprisoning reality TV shows” and “pods where the creatives [are] coddled by a warm albumen of piped in pop culture”. I feel like I’ve worked there, but what made him want to write about it?

“It was obvious a theme [for Liver] was emerging,” he says. “A modern retelling of the Prometheus story is an obvious feed. I thought, what’s the equivalent of incredible divine inspiration in the modern world? Well it’s kind of advertising in that one line can generate vast amounts of economic activity. There’s something magical about that.”

. . .

Although he describes himself as “an old commie” and “a sort of Unabomber of the city”, something like a grudging admiration for the industry persists in his work. “A killer end-line,” says the narrator of Prometheus, “should be like a garrotte applied to any consumer’s faculty for making a rational calculus of price and benefit.”

. . .

Gingerly I offer a titbit of my own, a pet theory: advertising creatives are the priests of capitalism, mediators between the public and the ideology of the time. “Sure,” he says, “it’s like what Mary Douglas the anthropologist said about money: that it’s only a specialised form of ritual, so you could argue that advertising is part of a wider ritual. It mediates between value and ideas. Between the individual and the commonality. Yes, that’s just what you are, I mean look how priestly you look.”

I straighten my dog collar and point out some of the things we might have in common, the novelist and the adman. The love of epigrams, the twisting of cliché, the use of animals behaving uncannily – all Self tropes, all things that a copywriter might well have in his book.

It’s a notion I can imagine certain writers would bridle at, but Self only nods philosophically, “Well, maybe I am a copywriter that’s gone to the dark side, I don’t know.”

. . .

This is an edited extract of Gordon Comstock’s two-page interview with Will Self that appears in the August issue of CR, out now. CR subscribers can read the interview in full, here

Gordon Comstock is a freelance copywriter and blogs at notvoodoo.blogspot.com. More details on Will Self’s latest book, Liver, are available at the penguin.co.uk website. See also Self’s blog at will-self.com.

Illustration by Samuel Rogers, samuelesquire.blogspot.com.

Catholic Church of the Transfiguration by DOS Architects

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

London studio DOS Architects have won a competition to design a 2000-seat church in Lagos, Nigeria with this design featuring an undulating roof.

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

The Catholic Church of the Transfiguration will be built with variously-sized arches at four-metre intervals, creating a swooping roof that dips towards the entrance in the middle.

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

This steel structure will house a two-storey congregation hall with glazing at either end emphasising the hall’s height.

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

Construction is expected to begin in 2011.

Here are some more details from DOS Architects:


CATHOLIC CHURCH OF THE TRANSFIGURATION LAGOS, NIGERIA

Even though our design proposal may seem unconventional to the untrained eye, it is actually based on traditional principles of Catholic Church design: The main congregation Hall features a Latin cross above the Organ and altar; The hall has a nave and two aisles at each side which are all coincident with the main axis of the Church; we have placed a Latin Cross on the highest point of the Church’s structure, which will become an icon for the city of Lekki and Lagos as a whole.

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

The project consists of an organic skin which, in one single gesture, becomes the roof and external walls of the Church, enveloping and protecting the Congregation within. The main access is placed in the narrowest and lowest part of the building and leads into a spectacular entrance foyer, from which the visitor has views and clear access to both floors of the Church. The main staircase in the entrance foyer divides the Church into two halves which are visually linked by the large atrium that traverses the building. The funnel effect within the entrance foyer moreover reinforces the huge and spectacular scale of the main Congregation Hall and the Chapel of Perpetual Adoration to either side.

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

The architectural concept and structural form are integral, with a series of arches of varying heights producing the sculptural form of the building as a whole. Arches are one of the oldest and most efficient forms of structure, utilizing the full height of the building to provide stiffness resulting in a relatively slender structure. Fabricated steel arches are positioned at 4m centres along the length of the building, with cold‐formed steel purlins spanning between the arches supporting the roof finishes and ceiling within. These arches are supported on each side of the building by a series of piled foundations taking vertical loads into the ground beneath. The horizontal thrust which results from the arching action is resisted by a reinforced concrete ground slab which ties the two bases of the arch together.

Church of the Transfiguration by Dos Architects

The main spaces for prayer have been designed to be peaceful, awe inspiring, and full of joy whilst also allowing the worshippers full and uninterrupted views of the Altar. The impressive glazed facades on both the East and western axis of the Church provide natural lighting and emphasize the height and scale of both areas of worship. The interior of the Church is very simple, pure and full of spirituality. The outside is elegant, timeless and will stand as a true Icon for the Catholic community of Lagos and Nigeria as a whole.

Client: Catholic Church of the Transfiguration
Location: Victoria Garden City, Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
Designer: DOS Architects Ltd
Floor area ‐ sq metres 3,275sqm (Gross internal Area).
2000 seating capacity.
2 Floors
Budget ‐ $14,000,000
Project status: Early Planning
Completion date/expected completion date February 2013


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Dove of Peace
by Sunlay Design
Catholic Church
by Stemmle Architekten
Dezeen’s top ten:
churches

SIGGRAPH 2010: Robotic Gigapixel Photography

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pemGuest post by Paul Fraser./em /p

pPhotography has come a long way in the last 200 years or so, or even since the first megapixel sensor. Newly developed robotics and software are now making it possible to photograph the tiniest of subjects, the most magnified close-ups, or the broadest panoramas with ridiculous depth of field, quality, and gigapixel resolution./p

pAt a href=”http://www.siggraph.org/s2010/”SIGGRAPH 2010/a, where pixels are on everyone’s mind in some way, one exhibit focused exclusively on the topic. a href=”http://www.gigapansystems.com/”GigaPan/a, a company known for innovations in robotic camera mounts and custom image software, presented its latest hardware, software, and images. Using mounts that automatically move a camera’s view across a selected subject, software can then stitch together the high-resolution image pieces to construct photos at the gigapixel level. We captured a video of the photography in action below:/p

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pThe first video shows the iterative photographing of a circuit board to create a gigapixel image. The second shows the demonstration of the GigaPan Epic 100. The robotic mount/software runs at about $350./p

pA collaboration among Gigapan.org, Carnegie Mellon, NASA, and Four Chambers Studio, the exhibit illustrated how photography and imaging play a vital role in the study of biological systems, allowing new and better science in general, as well as extending the use of photography fundamentally. /p

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Demolition May Await Frank Gehrys Boyhood Home

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While Frank Gehry is in Santa Barbara showing off ceramics, a piece of his history on the other side of the continent is facing extinction. One of his boyhood homes, at 15 Beverley Street in Toronto, is facing demolition to make way for a new residential building, reports the site blogTO. From 1929 until 1947, Gehry (then known by his given name, Ephraim Goldberg) lived in the non-descript townhome with his grandmother. And while the house had been given heritage status several years ago, it doesn’t have any real “historical site”-like protection. So the developers who want to demolish and build an admittedly attractive structure there have been working with the city to see that it happens. Currently, it looks like a fairly sure thing, but it should be more clear after August 17th when the city council meets and the house’s future is discussed. So unless you happen to be in Toronto or plan to visit soon, we suggest you head over to blogTO to look at their photos of the house and what it may soon be replaced with.

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Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Ice cream is frozen with liquid nitrogen in front of customers at this ice cream parlour designed by designers Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite in Camden, north London.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Called Chin Chin Laboratorists, the shop features a different workstation for each stage in the ice cream-making process.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Scaffolding links together the colour-coded boxes forming storage and work surfaces, and extends to task light lights above each station.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Here’s some more information from Akram and Haythornthwaite:


London designers Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite were commissioned by The Chin Chin Club (Founders: Ahrash Akbari-Kalhur and Nyisha Weber) to define the direction, and design the interior, of their nitrogen ice-cream parlour in Camden.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Customers visiting the shop order and experience the making of bespoke ice-creams frozen onsite with liquid nitrogen, while the rest of the space is an experimental kitchen dedicated to the development of modern confections.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Concept: The studios approach was to build a theatrical laboratory, where the performance of making the products was the key focus of the space – molecular structures and diagrams formed the foundation for the identity and interior.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

The Camden branch was given the subtitle of Chin Chin Laboratorists.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Solution: Each stage of the ice-cream making process (decanting, mixing, freezing, topping, etc) has been separated and translated into its own workstation, taking its visual character from the particular tasks performed at that point in the process.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

The stations connect together across the space to form a self contained, three dimensional schematic diagram of a nitrogen ice-cream making machine.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Stations are built using a framework of scaffolding which holds colour- coded boxes.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

These boxes house the equipment and ingredients needed for each stage, floating at optimal heights throughout the space.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Electrical wiring runs internally through the structural pipe work, taking power sockets directly to the locations where they are needed.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Lighting is an extension of the scaffolding framework, terminating in directional task lights for illuminating work areas.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Outside the shop (in the sunny spot) are bench seats and swings made with the same construction methods as the interior.

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite

Chin Chin Laboratorists by Shai Akram and Andrew Haythornthwaite


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Motel Out of The Blue
by Maartje Dros
Yogurt shop
by Cinimod Studio
More
interior stories

CHAOS almost finished at The Custard Factory

Chaos (the sculpture) has been almost 4 years in the making and is finally almost finished! It will be officially unveiled in the Autumn at The Custar..

The Poultry Project’s Chicken Coop Design Competition

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p”It is just as desirable to build a chicken house as it is to build a cathedral.” mdash;Frank Lloyd Wright/p

pSo opens the Poultry Project’s 2010 Chicken Coop Design Competition, a call to farmers, designers, architects, artists, and locavores to design a chicken coop for use in urban and suburban backyards. The ideal coop should integrate “aesthetics with utility,” helping chickens thrive so they can lay some eggs./p

pThe winners will receive two cash prizes of $500 and $250, and the winning designs will be modified for use in Uganda, where the Poultry Project and TASO, a Ugandan organization) help AIDS orphans start small poultry businesses where they can earn money selling eggs. /p

pThe requirements of the coop are well detailed on the Poultry Project’s competition site, including nesting zones, perches, and a light source. For more detailed guidelines and an entry form, click a href=”http://www.poultryproject.com/news-events/events”here/a./p

pYou shouldn’t need to look much farther for inspiration than the venerable Silkie Bantam chicken, pictured below (he’s like a Muppet, my dream hen). /p

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This Just Inbox: A lamp for drawing by Thomas Feichtner

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pa href=”http://www.thomasfeichtner.com/”Thomas Feichtner/a has created a simple lamp especially for the designer’s drawing table. With a simple change in position, the light emitted by the LED tube lamp changes from hyper-focused for detail work to more widely spread (but actually still pretty focused). /p

pThe lamp couldn’t get much simpler: it’s just a tube, an LED and a cable./p

blockquoteThe light is not focused via a complex mechanical system or by adjusting a reflector but simply by putting the whole lamp into a horizontal position. Its construction allows placing it on the desk at two different angular positions. The lamp can be put down in a horizontal position with the illuminant slightly above the desk surface or in a vertical position with a maximum distance between the illuminant and the desk surface…only the sophisticated deformation of the tube provides the lamp with the benefit of adjustability. The interplay of angles, radiuses and lines results in an object which is conclusive in terms of construction and form./blockquote

pMore information a href=”http://www.thomasfeichtner.com/”here/a./p

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Skeleton by Roger Arquer

Skeleton by Roger Arquer

London designer Roger Arquer’s Skeleton project allows several shirts to be held on the same clothes hanger.

Skeleton by Roger Arquer

“Cities are becoming more populated, flats smaller and consequently wardrobes,” says Arquer. “It is a reflection how our everyday lives can be alternated and adapted due to globalisation.”

Skeleton by Roger Arquer

More about Roger Arquer on Dezeen:

Dramprom light (July 2009)
Non-lethal mousetraps (October 2007)
Fish bowls (August 2007)

Here’s some more information from Arquer:


Skeleton (2010) is a cloth hanger. Inspired by the need to save space in our wardrobes, we propose a friendly and practical solution to hang different cloth using the same hanger.

Skeleton by Roger Arquer

Skeleton addresses a common issue with no compromises: shirts or blouses are still properly hanged while it’s easy to go through the different items –adding and removing them from the hanger.

Skeleton by Roger Arquer

This project is inspired from the observation of an everyday behaviour. Shirts and blouses are often piled up on the same hanger. This is due of the amount of space in our homes has reduced, and the amount of purchased clothing has increased. These facts are clearly based on the way we our society has change on the past decade. This coat hanger adapts to an existing situation and encourages embracing it.

Skeleton by Roger Arquer

Also, Skeleton’s aesthetics adds a charming and pleasant note to an object we use on a daily bases.

Dimensions: 33x 40x 0.5 cm


See also:

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Hanger Chair
by Philippe Malouin
Ingibjörg Hanna
at DesignMarch
Axis
by Ramei Keum

How to dress like a creative c. 1995

Before a brief role in Catwoman, a fabled appearance on the This Morning coffee table, CR also had some airtime in a mid-90s episode of Mr. Bean. It so happens that this 1995 episode was screened on ITV3 last night. It’s given us another chance to marvel in disbelief at the character who is clearly dressed to look like ‘a creative’…

An eagle-eyed collegue on Design Week – foregoing Midsomer Murders for the Bean rerun on ITV3 – noticed that in Hair by Mr. Bean of London, where the wobbly-faced mainman gets all flustered in a barber’s shop and ends up cutting the hair of three unsuspecting customers, one of them happens to be weilding an old issue of CR.

Gavin here informs me that yes, both he and Patrick had seen the episode before. But why was he recalling this through gritted teeth?

Well, let’s take a quick look at the attire of choice for the mid-90s creative in the episode. Beige suit jacket over white T-shirt? Check. Sunglasses? Mhmm. The latest mobile phone? Oh yes. And ponytail? Why of course.

Can anyone recall actually dressing like this?

For those of you wishing to relive some classic Beanean comedy, the relevant clips are below. But if you want to cut to the good stuff, the CR-weilding chap makes an appearance at 4.02 and brandishes his copy around 4.13. It’s a pretty good cover by the looks.

In the second sequence, where our creative gets his hair cut by Mr. Bean, he sits in the chair at 0.44 and in an example of some excellent continuity picks the issue up ‘twice’ at 1.02. While engrossed in his CR (it looks like he’s looking for a freelancer in the index section) Mr. Bean inadvertantly cuts his ponytail off. Good job Mr. Bean.

But what of Catwoman incident? Well, in the 2004 film, Halle Berry plays the feline superhero who is, by day, a graphic designer named Patience Phillips. So we were asked by the producers if we could send a batch of CRs over for her bookshelves.

To date, I can’t find anyone who’s spotted them. And I believe someone here in the office even watched all the way through…

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