Lemondrop’s Top 12 Things You Should Never Wear to the Office!

imageWe all know it can be tricky to judge what constitutes appropriate work attire. (See old episodes of “Ally McBeal” for reference.) We like to use a version of the expensive-meal rule: Just like you can’t afford something if you have to ask how much it costs, if you’re not sure whether you can pull off a work look, you probably shouldn’t risk it. While shiny gold lame leggings might constitute “power dressing” at American Apparel, in general you should steer clear of these office dress-code violations — especially number one on our list.

12. Leggings
If you’re cold, wear tights. If your dress is too short, put it back in the closet. If you don’t feel like wearing pants, well … tough. Leggings lack the polish and professionalism of standard work slacks or a nice pair of Wolford tights. Toss in the fact that they’re generally unflattering (hello, cankles!) and make you look like you’re headed to a Jazzercize class, and you’re better off calling in sick.

11. Boobs
OK, we get it. You’ve got a mind for business and a body for sin. But trying to emphasize the latter in a revealing tube top or strapless dress could backfire. “If you show too much cleavage, people will not take you seriously,” says Atlanta-based image consultant Peggy M. Parks of The Parks Image Group. “You always want to bring attention to your face so people will look at your eyes and listen to what your mouth says without being distracted on the way up. You need to dress professionally to show that you are there for business and you mean business.”

10. Shorts
First, ask yourself this: Do I work at Hooters? If the answer is no, step away from the booty shorts and flesh-toned tights. Shorts don’t scream “corporate titan.” And no, we don’t care how hot it is outside. That’s why God created air conditioning.

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