8 1/2 reasons Why I Quit Facebook

1. I hate your baby, dog, hot wife, fancy car or vacation. Seriously. It was fun for a day or two… Now I’m sick.

2. I kept re-reading comments I made. My paranoia and self-consciousness were maxed-out.

3. I look dumb.

4. You look dumber.

5. I’m constantly reminded why we stopped being friends in the first place.

6. I don’t want to re-live my whole life every time I log-on.

7. Photos lost their meaning. 350 vacation shots? Really?

8. I don’t want Facebook cataloging everything I do and say. Wake up!

8 1/2. I’m tired of trying to be cool. Fuck Fellini too by the way.

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