Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Since the release of the George Foreman Grill in 1994, small appliance manufacturers have been trying to get in on the profitable waffle-iron-as-stove-or-oven market. We started noticing this trend a couple years ago, and we featured the Mini Cupcake Maker unitasker at the beginning of the recent explosion. And since then, the market truly has errupted with [Insert Name of Food You Sometimes Eat] Makers and we feel it is our duty to introduce you to some of our new favorite wannabe waffle maker unitaskers …

… like the Brownie Bar Maker:

… and the Fortune Cookie Maker:

… and for dog lovers, there is the Dog Treat Maker:

… and the Corn Dog Maker:

… and last, but certainly not least, the Churros Maker:

Can you imagine how much storage space in your kitchen you would sacrifice if you had a George Forman Grill with five removable plates, a Brownie Bar Maker, a Fortune Cookie Maker, a Dog Treat Maker, a Corn Dog Maker, and a Churros Maker? You could have your own small appliance museum! My word.

Note: I would have included the Cake Pop Maker, except I honestly have no idea how you can make cake pops without the device. Round balls of cake mystify me.

Thanks to the dozens of Unclutterer readers who sent us links to all of these delightfully entertaining unitaskers.

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