Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

This week’s Unitasker is my new, most favorite selection of all time. You may be confused, as it looks as if I have chosen a useful tape dispenser for the item:

Lo, but it is not a tape dispenser! It is The Perfect Sushi Roll. And it has the most amazing commercial to show you how it works:

As you have witnessed, the Perfect Sushi Roller is simple to use. It’s as easy as 1, 2, 3! Well, and 4 and 5. Oh, and 6. Don’t forget step 6 …

Thank you to reader Tamera for finding this fabulous unitasker for us. Now, please excuse me as I must take my leave to dance around the room for no reason at all.

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