Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Although this week’s unitasker selection is called a Pepper Prepper — which conjures up images of a sweet pepper with a sweater tied around its shoulders heading off to Phillips Academy — I’m renaming it the Pepper Screw. It’s like a corkscrew, but it’s just for removing the tops and bellies of sweet peppers:

I sincerely don’t understand how screwing something around the top of a pepper is somehow easier than using a knife and just cutting out the center:

And, if you want to stuff peppers, all you have to do is cut off the top and then grab the innards with your hand and pull them out. It takes mere seconds.

Oh, Pepper Screw, you are one really odd unitasker that looks much more difficult to use than a knife. Thanks to reader Extra for bringing this unitasker to our attention.

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