Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Are you a really loud typist? Do you insist on typing with ball pein hammers or finger cymbals to properly express your joy for work? If so, then the Japanese company Thanko has the perfect product for you (and your annoyed coworkers) — The Keyboard Quiet Cover:

For just ¥2,980 (about $35), you can own this highly fashionable muffler.

Sure, you could save your Yen and stop typing with so much vim and vigor. But the Keyboard Quiet Cover is perfect if your heart won’t let you. Believe in your dreams! Type on loudly! Type on.

Thanks to reader Dave for sharing this Unitasker with us.

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