Unitasker Wednesday: The Half Time Knife
Posted in: UncategorizedAll Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Are you someone who is clumsy and shouldn’t operate kitchen knives? If so, I have the perfect tool for you. With the help of the double blade Half Time Knife you can injure yourself twice as often, twice as severely!
In addition to making a mess of your fingers, the Half Time Knife won’t fit into any knife blocks for safe storage, so you have to use a special magnetic knife stand that comes with the knife. As an added bonus, it also requires owning a “specially designed cleaning brush” and the Half Time Knife Sharpener that you must find space to store. It’s a unitasker that comes with three additional unitaskers — that’s FOUR unitaskers for just $70! The Half Time Knife is a unitasker that just keeps on giving.
Thanks go to reader Fifteen Spatulas for forwarding us this generous unitasker.
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