Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

I have clouded memories of this unitasker being part of a nightmare I had once. If I remember correctly, some crazy bad guy was trying to use it to remove my eye or my fingernail or some other body party I wished to keep. I definitely wouldn’t have been high-tailing it around the halls of a high school (a common nightmare backdrop for those of us who went to high school) had the evil doer simply wanted to squeeze a wet tea bag with it. Talk about overkill! The Teatool Teabag Squeezer appears to be more tool of pain than a beverage assistant:

We have featured a tea bag squeezer as a unitasker before on the site, but in comparison to this one, it was downright dainty. Certainly non-threatening. This thing is a tool of destruction, not something you would bring with you to afternoon tea with the Queen. Egads!

Thanks to reader Laura for finding this terrifying unitasker for us.

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