Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Like most sane people, you are likely an advocate for Small Animal Decency. You feel offended by squirrels running in the wild, frolicking about in nature, who aren’t wearing pants.

Thankfully, you are not alone. Now YOU can put an end to animal indecency. You can clothe all the boy squirrels in your neighborhood in Squirrel Underpants:

And, all the female squirrels in Girl Squirrel Underpants:

But please, whatever you do, try not to encourage the underpant-clad squirrels to post selfies online. If they must post a picture, at least insist they are fully clothed (like this one or this one).

Thanks to our own Jacki Hollywood Brown for finding these two fabulous unitaskers.

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