Unitasker Wednesday: Snap Jack Pancake Cutter
Posted in: UncategorizedAll Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!
Are you against owning any knives? Do you really like pancakes? If you answered both questions affirmatively, well then I have the perfect product for you! Introducing the Snap Jack Pancake Cutter:
This plastic implement cuts your pancakes into eight equal pie-shaped pieces. Eight! Equal! Pie-shaped pieces! Exactly what you have always wanted!! And, pie-shaped pieces aren’t all you get with the Snap Jack — No, when you buy the Snap Jack Pancake Cutter, you also get a plastic ladle-measuring-cup-thingy! According to the product description, the ladle-measuring-cup-thingy is “for measuring correctly-sized pancakes.” Well, I’ll be! Until this moment, I had no idea there were incorrectly-sized pancakes. Why, if it weren’t for the Snap Jack Pancake Cutter I would have improperly sized and inadequately cut pancakes.
I am greatly indebted to reader Wendy for sharing this lovely unitasker with us.
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