Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

What I love about this week’s unitasker is that it proudly acknowledges its unitasker-y status. It screams, “I have ONE purpose and I DON’T CARE!”

It doesn’t make any excuses for who it is. It doesn’t claim to work on pie or poultry or paper or anything else that might benefit from the slicing action of two sharp blades. This bad boy is committed to PIZZA. Heck, it’s only committed to round pizza. Forget square pizza or the amoeba-shaped pizzas that come out of my oven, the Pizza Scissors/Spatula-Cut n Serve doesn’t want to work with them. Nice, triangular pieces cut from a perfectly round pizza are all this baby wants to touch. Move over traditional pizza cutter and general use spatula, now there is something with fewer use options that will only replace you in very specific circumstances. High five, Pizza Scissors/Spatula–Cut n Serve. Unitaskers represent!

Thanks to reader Mary for introducing us to this week’s unitasker.

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