Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Instead of putting the product name in the headline and immediately telling you what this week’s item is used for, I thought it would be fun to have you guess:

What do you think? It looks like a fork, right? But it’s not a regular fork. Gotcha! No, it’s a very special tool for only one purpose. What could it be?!

Surprise! It’s a Potato Fork!

You use it to grab potatoes out of boiling water instead of using your bare hands. What’s that? You never use your bare hands to retrieve potatoes out of boiling water (because you have a brain in your head)? You just dump the pot of water and potatoes into a strainer and drain off the water? Or, you use a slotted spoon or a wire skimmer to retrieve those hot potatoes out of the water? Wow, you are resourceful! I can’t believe you didn’t buy a specialty fork for $21 to do this very specific task for you. You really are amazing.

And, you look very handsome/beautiful today, too.

Thanks for playing our game of Mystery Unitasker, and we appreciate reader Karen for sharing this Unitasker with us.

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