Hasta La Ideas

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Who’s in the haus? Cork is in the haus!

I’m usually gung-ho about organizing devices. And, the CorkHaus does keep wine corks orderly and off your kitchen cabinet top. I’m more bothered by the idea of keeping old wine corks at all. Unless you’re part of the super elite who regularly purchases $10,000 bottles of wine, do you actually need proof that you drank some alcohol? Do you keep mementos of every soda, beer, or cup of water you consume?

Oh wait, maybe it’s like a game of Connect Four?! Now I get it. You pound back a bottle of wine to play a cork. Interesting …

Instead of hoarding wine corks, consider recycling the ones you already have and getting a Wine Journal that allows you to write information about wine, the date a bottle was consumed, and has room to include a picture of you and your friends drinking it or a label. The whole thing can fit in your pocket, and it’s much more valuable information than a winery stamp on a piece of cork. Plus, you can take it with you the next time you go wine shopping to remind you what wines you like, and what ones you definitely don’t. Pulling the CorkHaus off the wall each time you head to the store seems a little cumbersome.

Thanks to reader K who sent us the link to this wine-cork prison unitasker.

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