Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

This week’s unitasker is one of the more convoluted contraptions we’ve ever featured. In short, this clunky small appliance cooks eggs into a round shape so they fit nicely onto an English muffin. But, looking at it, you would certainly assume it does way more than cook round eggs. Check it out, the Breakfast Sandwich Maker:

Are you confused by it, too? Maybe watching the video will help:

It cooks eggs. You do all the additional assembly and cut (and cook) all your meat and cheese and carbs to fit the exact size of the device. I will say I am blown away by whomever made the pancakes the exact size of an English muffin — that takes talent. My pancakes are always wonky and blob-like.

Or, I GUESS, instead of buying this device you could just use a frying pan you already own and an egg ring that can be used for other things beyond breakfast sandwiches and is super easy to store. (That egg ring is also awesome at making perfectly round pancakes, useful for blob-making pancake folks like me.)

Thank you, reader Erica, for sharing this over-engineered small appliance with us.

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