Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

I’m starting to think that there are more unitaskers made for bananas than for any other purpose. We’ve certainly featured a number of them on Unclutterer. Do you remember:

• the Banana Saver,
• the rectangle-shaped Banana Slicer,
• the banana-shaped Banana Slicer,
• the Nana Saver banana clip, or
• the very “special” looking Banana Bunker?

If you’re a stockpiler of fine banana unitaskery, then the Bananza Banana Slicer might be the next item for your collection. (Do you see how they misspelled Bonanza as Bananza … puns in product names are soooooo clever!):

The strongest argument against this unitasker is that a knife can do the same thing and clean up much more easily. In fact, the rectangle-shaped Banana Slicer AND the banana-shaped Banana Slicer would be easier to clean than this dangerous looking, six-blade contraption.

Honestly, I look at the Bananza Banana Slicer and all I can imagine is some kid sticking his younger brother’s finger in it. Wait — maybe it is a multi-tasker? A banana slicer and finger guillotine all in one!

Thanks to reader Red for introducing us to yet another banana unitasker.

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