Hasta La Ideas

“While most beds provide convenient ingress/egress from the sides, I wanted to design one where you need to crawl in and out through the foot of the bed. I also wanted it to be difficult to make the bed each morning.”

“As you continue to sit on this wallet over time, it will develop a beautifully crunchy, splintery patina.”

“Every time I close the door I yell ‘Beam me up, Potty!’ It never gets old.”

This seat looks like what Drakkar Noir smells like.

“My target market: Carpenters who love Tron.”

“My design conveniently stores the staples in the top of the stapler. You know, the part of the stapler that you press on with your…hand. Okay, maybe I didn’t think this through…. Hey Jeff! Jeff! Do you know if they make blunt staples?”

“It’s glass, inherently unstable, and filled with both water and a living creature. This is what I call exciting design!”

“I wanted to design a chair that you can only clean with an air compressor.”

“I’m trying to design a series of sleep pods that make it look like you’re being vomited by Pac-Man.”

“I wanted the front end to look like a giant Cyclops grouper fish having sex with a hammerhead shark.”