Architecture with a Bang: Is Author Tom Clancy Trying to Build an Indoor Shooting Range at Baltimore’s Ritz-Carlton Residences?

Speaking of powerful men with lots of money who want things done their way, there’s an interesting architecture development happening in Baltimore, stirring up some rumors in the process. The Baltimore Sun reports that an owner of a penthouse-level condo at the Ritz-Carlton Residences near the city’s waterfront has hired an architect and is seeking permission from the city to build an indoor gun range. No one is sure who wants a portion of their house torn up and spot to fire guns in put up, not even the architect, but most of the rumors point to novelist/licensing-guru Tom Clancy. A known gun enthusiast, who has built ranges at his other properties, owns and entire floor of the tony Baltimore building. Clancy is sure to be up against some big hurdles, and not just from his neighbors who might put up a fight (we also can’t imagine that the association’s bylaws include “No gun ranges may be installed in any property.”) As the Sun reports, “State law prohibits the firing of guns within 150 yards of any residence. Whether that would prevent a permitted gun owner from shooting indoors in a controlled environment such as a firing range is one of the questions being considered by authorities. ” But when you’ve already spent nearly $17 million on buying a whole floor of a building, that likely implies that you don’t mind spending a few more bucks to help grease some wheels.

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Young Fox Found Living Atop Europe’s Soon To Be Tallest Skyscraper

Usually when you have unexpected visitors wandering a still-under-construction skyscraper, it’s squatters, renegade skydivers, the tightrope guy from Man on Wire or some mix of all three. However, this week in London was something new altogether. Found by way of Archinect is the news that a six month old fox had been found living at the very top of the city’s and Europe’s soon-to-be tallest building, the Shard. After what would have been a very harrowing climb for a person, moving from the completed 35th floor to the completely open air 72nd, the sort of thing that apparently doesn’t bothers foxes, the animal had been living “on a squash-court sized platform,” living off food that construction workers had left behind. Fortunately, thanks to the daring efforts of animal control officers, he was rescued and returned to terrain more native to foxes:

“We think he got the message and, as we released him back on to the streets of Bermondsey shortly after midnight on Sunday, he glanced at the Shard and then trotted off in the other direction,” Mr Burden said. Barrie Hargrove, cabinet member for transport, environment and recycling at Southwark Council, said: “Romeo has certainly been on a bit of a jaunt, and proved rather elusive, but I’m glad our pest control officers were able to help out.”

With that nice story to leave you with, this writer heads off on a quick vacation to someplace much warmer than Chicago. See you again on Tuesday.

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Robocop Statue Fundraisers to Detroit’s Mayor: ‘Your Move…’

We’ve only been to Detroit once and while there, nearly a decade ago, we were constantly wondering if we’d get to see Robocop cleaning up the streets. No, that isn’t entirely true, but we’re still very big fans of the Paul Verhoeven classic (we even liked the sequels). So too do the actual residents of the city, purely judging from the reaction Sweet Juniper‘s Robocop Kid costume received this past fall. Unfortunately, despite all those positive feelings, it appeared that the efforts to raise a Robocop statue somewhere in the city had been struck down before they even began by Mayor Dave Bing, who said about the idea on Twitter earlier this week, “There are not any plans to erect a statue to Robocop. Thank you for the suggestion.” But not so fast! After hearing the news that the mayor wasn’t into it, Reuters reports that a group of artists have banded together, saying they plan to raise $50,000 to help build the monument to the all cop, half robot, half man. The group has launched DetroitNeedsRobocop.com as well as a Kickstarter page, raising close to $5,000 in just over a day. What’s more, they’ve even found a location for where they’d like the statute to be placed. Turning around quickly with the news of the fundraising, the mayor’s office has now said “that the mayor would consider using public land for a donated RoboCop statue.” So fingers crossed, as there’s a chance Murphy might still be immortalized after all.

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Witold Rybczynski Attempts to Decipher Architect-Speak

We’re still recovering a bit from the record-setting blizzard we got here over the last couple of days, which certainly didn’t help us get over this flu going around, so this writer is going to start gently this morning. Slate‘s resident architecture critic, Witold Rybczynski, has decided to weigh in on the way architects speak to one another, using lots of highfalutin, five dollar words, in an essay he’s entitled, “A Discourse on Emerging Tectonic Visualization and the Effects of Materiality on Praxis” or as the subheading says, “…an essay on the ridiculous way architects talk.” It’s a fun piece, quickly running through the history of American architecture speak, ranging from the days when “fenestration” meant “window,” to the modernist period when less-was-more, to our current state, which Rybczynski believes is just as jargon-heavy as ever, thanks to universities teaching architecture “as a theoretical discipline.” He provides a very funny, short translation guide for the words currently in large circulation, which should come in handy the next time you run into somewhere wearing a black turtle neck and eyeglasses that are much cooler than yours.

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The Jog Ride

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Can't decide if you want to go for a jog or a take a bike for a spin? No problem – you can do both at once – at least according to Todd Kundla, who makes wacky mutant bikes like the above Shoe Bike. I'm guessing this is a good workout machine – it must take a lot more muscle to pedal this beast than any standard-issue bike. Photography by Jay Janner.

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Joe Queenan’s Unconventional Ideas for How New York Should Handle Deaccessioning

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With the heat still on New York’s Board of Regents and the newly-created 16 member committee brought in to investigate how they should/shouldn’t oversee the state’s museums’ deaccessioning of art, humorist and critic Joe Queenan has laid down some of his thoughts on the matter for the Wall Street Journal. While his plans to not only throw out the rules regarding art sales by museums, but to actually encourage it in order to have all those millions go to New York’s beleaguered sports teams probably won’t get very far within the commission currently studying it, we appreciate his thoughts. What’s more, he isn’t at all selfish about New York getting all that art-to-sports loot. He even throws out the idea to other cities with lousy teams, like Washington D.C.:

The Redskins stink, the Nationals stink and the Wizards really stink. Yet the fat-cat National Gallery is sitting there with more Renoirs and John Singer Sargent canvases than you can shake a stick at. So why not, just to boost civic pride, put a couple of Canalettos on the block and get the Redskins a quarterback who is not yet collecting Social Security? Or package a second-rate Bronzino with a third-rate Van Gogh and acquire a defensive end who can stuff the run? Who’s going to be the wiser?

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Alternate Design Ideas for New York’s ‘Taxi of Tomorrow’

As we reported back in 2007, when Smart Design helped redesign New York’s taxi branding, that period also mark the launch of the city’s Taxi of Tomorrow project, which was on the hunt for a more efficient, safer and comfortable cab. Just over a year ago, the project unveiled its three finalists, developed by Karsan, Nissan and Ford. Writer and new GOOD editor Allison Arieff doesn’t have terribly high hopes that whoever wins the commission to build these thousands of redesigned cars for hire, and filed this great report for the NY Times entitled “All Tomorrow’s Taxis,” discussing the competition but also what really needs to be fixed with these ubiquitous people movers. Alongside her piece, she and the paper asked designer/illustrator Steven M. Johnson to come up with and sketch out his own ideas. They run the gamut from absurd (like the Taxi Hotel and the “Pay What You Can Afford” model) to those slightly more practical, like giving cabs wrap-around bumpers outside the entire car. Like Arieff, we’re not expecting a total, heart-warming transformation in the city’s fleet, no matter which of the three gets picked, but it’s nice to dream, isn’t it?

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Banksy’s True Identity Goes Up for Sale on eBay, Quickly Gets Yanked

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An official Banksy stunt, just a regular stunt, or someone who genuinely believes he’s found something special? There’s no way to tell at the moment, following the brief period that, among antiques and worthless Beanie Babies, eBay had an auction featuring “The Identity of Banksy.” In a long, long series of attempts to out the reclusive, mysterious street artist (including this big 2008 effort by the Daily Mail), the person behind the auction claimed to have uncovered his identity and was willing to sell it to the highest bidder. No bids had yet come in when eBay swooped in and removed the auction, so you’ll just have to keep your wallet closed and your knowledge of Banksy’s true identity out of your grasp. Fortunately, before it was removed, IFC‘s blog grabbed the copy included in the listing:

“If you win this auction I will reveal to you the true identity of ‘Banksy.’ I have uncovered his identity by matching up the prices of his sold pieces to corresponding tax records. I will reveal no more details.

The winner of this auction is the only person that I will ever share this information with. I will simply tell you his name. I cannot offer anything more. I give you 100% assurance that it is most certainly the full name of the street artist known as ‘Banksy’.

Seems a bit like a Banksy stunt, though we could tell you right now that Banksy is sitting right next to us and you’d be hard pressed to prove that accurate, too.

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James Franco to Bring ‘Kalup and Franco’ to the Golden Globes?

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After two years of constant talk about James Franco-turned-artist, from his solo art show, that odd profile in New York, to his putting his own artsy mark on General Hospital, Three’s Company, and a copy of a piece by Bruce Nauman, we’d grown a little weary of having to hear about his side career. However, we still appreciate that a celebrity of his stature has the potential to bring modern art and all the confusion that comes with it, to we great unwashed. And we’re willing to forgive all that media saturation if Franco does indeed follow through with a statement he made to the tabloid program The Insider about his upcoming appearance on the Golden Globes:

The 127 Hours star James Franco revealed something about his Golden Globes day, saying, “I have a little art project that I’ll be doing during the day that I can’t quite talk about but you’ll hear about.” Franco may be referring to an art music group performance by Kalup and Franco.

That Kalup, of course, is the artist Kalup Linzy, with whom Franco started a band/art project with (their slogan: “Where dreams, art, music, films, soap operas, real life, and performance art collide.”) The two have reportedly been collaborating over the past year and though, like with many things the actor-turned-artist does, we’re not sure where the “Art” with a capital A comes in (here’s them performing “Proud Mary” last May), we love the idea that they’ll do something utterly bewildering at an event as blandly tame as the Golden Globes. If so, we’ll be fans for life.

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