Hasta La Ideas

All Unitasker Wednesday posts are jokes — we don’t want you to buy these items, we want you to laugh at their ridiculousness. Enjoy!

Oh, mushroom brush, you have confused me for years:

How are you better at cleaning dirt off a mushroom than a simple kitchen sponge? (Are you really more advanced than a sponge that can also clean counter tops, dirty pans, and the crud off the front of my refrigerator? Are you superior to a sponge that can also be tossed into the dishwasher to be disinfected between uses?) Why do mushrooms deserve a special cleaning treatment, more so than potatoes, radishes, or other dirt-laden vegetables? You baffle me completely, mushroom brush!

Or wait, do I have it all wrong? Is this a brush to style a mushroom’s long, beautiful, locks of hair?