The Onion’s Hot New Consumer Products

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The Onion has been “bought” by Yu Wan Mei, the Chinese amalgamated salvage fisheries and polymer injection corp, and, in addition to a total brand overhaul and “adjustment” in pespective, they’re now reporting on the hottest new consumer products, manufactured by the salvage fishery themselves.

Our favorites include the Yu Wan Mei Device and Gel, available exclusively in the Onion store. Though it’s difficult to discern the function of these mysterious products, the catalog captions clear it all up:

Yu Wan Mei device: The device has been completed and is now available for sale. Code 41-Virtue-00b.

Gel: Made with all ingredients, this gel is perfect for any occasion. Child and adult enjoy it equally, sometimes, as do even pets! If you need gel, buy this gel.

View the rest of these Chinese product spoofs here.

More after the jump.

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