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Is your mobile service contract up and in your search for a new phone, you just can’t bring yourself to buy into all the iPhone hype? Are you perhaps looking for something a bit more — oh, I don’t know — stylish? Expensive?! Well, lucky for you, Motorola has just released the most exorbitant phone buy you’ll be able to find! At a lavish $1,999.99, the Motorola AURA fuses the worlds of top-of-the-line technology and that of designer timepieces to bring you the first circular display mobile phone (a 62-carat sapphire crystal circular display at that!) to provide the luxury of fine jewelry with the crystal-clear yakking capabilities of a mobile phone. Does it have a full keyboard? No. Does it come with cool apps? No. Does it have a touch-screen? Of course not, but it is about as heavy as a brick (so you can literally “feel the richness,” it says) so it can weigh down your pocket after it burns a hole in your wallet. Perf! Hopefully you still remember how to read an analog clock, ’cause this baby is already a whopper of a waste of money as it is!

Price: $1,999.99
Who Found It: shopchick was the first to add the Motorola AURA to the Hive.